Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. -Dean

Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. -Sam

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. HAHA -Danny

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set. -Raphael

Dear God, If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I don't like her. - Denise

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything else before, You can look it up. -Bruce

Dear God, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest? -Tom L.

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some thing about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. -Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm really going to fix my brother. -Darla

Dear God, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane

Dear God, , I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why dont You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma

Dear God, Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita

Dear God, Are you invisible or it that just a trick? -Lucy

Dear God, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love Alison

Dear God, In school they told us what YOU do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jane

What kids say about marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6 "

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Errick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

"Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"When they're rich." Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10

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