Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars
a year and spends very little on office supplies.
--Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
--Woody Allen
Everybody says that comedy is harder to do.
That's become a truism by now, but it's wrong.
Comedy is not harder.
The hardest thing is to do good work, whatever it is.
--Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
--Woody Allen
It's not that I'm afraid to die.
I just don't want to be there when it happens.
--Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve it through not dying
--Woody Allen
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