Being stupid is its own reward
Being stupid is its own punishment
Stupidity is its own reward
Stupidity is its own punishment
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
- Bob Dole
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There's a
tremendous amount of idiots who look so good.
It's frightening.
- Dean Cain
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are
cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt
- Bertrand Russell
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of
something stupid to say and then don't say it.
- Sam Levenson
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence,
zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism,
stupid guys, and PMS, why the hell do people still
tell me to have a nice day?
- Unknown
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful
- Anton Szandor LaVey
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be
stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
- Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet]
(1694 - 1778)
The American people are very generous people and
will forgive almost any weakness, with the
possible exception of stupidity.
- Will Rogers
(1879-1935)
If I were asked to enumerate ten educational
stupidities, the giving of grades would head the
list... If I can't give a child a better reason
for studying than a grade on a report card, I
ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there.
- Dorothy De Zouche
Where's my jacket? I've looked everywhere! Under
the bed, over my chair, on the stairs, on the hall
floor, in the kitchen. It's just not
anywhere....Oh HERE it is! Who put it in the
stupid closet!?
- Calvin
(from Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes)
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer
people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of
course is a very common phenomenon.
- Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and
human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't
it get us out?
- Will Rogers
(1879-1935)
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look
stupid?" don't answer him
- Michael, 14
Advice from Kids
In the spring I asked the daisies If his words
were true, And the clever, clear-eyed daisies
Always knew. Now the fields are brown and barren,
Bitter autumn blows, And of all the stupid asters
Not one knows.
- Sara Teasdale
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't
compare with the number of stupid words spoken in
earnest.
- Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)
Humorist
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius
China is a big country with a lot of chinese
people living there.
- Charles De Gaulle
Former French President
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann
You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron
is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb
saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt
like hell, too.
- Charlie Acord