Books are easy to find and easy to buy. A
paperback these days only costs six or seven
dollars. You can borrow that from your kids!
- Jim Rohn
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread
and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three
billion to one.
- Erma Bombeck
Outside A Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming.
- Unknown
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy
in the market.
- Austin O'Malley
It is unfortunate we can't buy many business
executives for what they are worth and sell them
for what they think they are worth.
- Malcolm Forbes
You aren't wealthy until you have something money
can't buy.
- Garth Brooks
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
- Oscar Wilde
(1854-1900)
I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life, unless I buy something.
- Jackie Mason
Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to
buy things he's too busy to enjoy.
- Frank Clark
When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager
said that further steps would be taken
- Unknown
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt.
Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll
clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy
it back for seventy-five cents.
- Billiam Coronel
A friend that you have to buy won't be worth what
you pay for him, no matter what that may be.
- G. D. Prentice
A luxury is something the average person manages
to pay for by buying his necessities on credit.
- Unknown
I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus,
help me find a bargain
- Tammy Faye Bakker
Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the
most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!
- Anne Tyler
One can buy anything with money except morality.
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778)
If a 13-year-old is buying eggs, it is probably
not for breakfast.
- Kris Pedersen
Nebraska Big Kmart pantry manager commenting on
teenagers buying eggs at homecoming time
When women are depressed, they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country. It's a
whole different way of thinking.
- Elaine Boosler
Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring
you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a
more difficult problem.
- Henry A. Kissinger
Bookstore salespeople told Reuters there had been
strong demand for books on Nostradamus since
Tuesday's attacks.
- Reuters