Life is just a bowl of pits.
--Rodney Dangerfield
When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced
there was a custody fight over me ... and no one showed up.
--Rodney Dangerfield
I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with.
--Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--Rodney Dangerfield
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked
at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
--Rodney Dangerfield
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