A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- Ogden Nash
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough
money so that you won't have to work.
--Ogden Nash
God in his wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why.
- Ogden Nash
A touch of deafness lightens one of life`s heaviest chores-listening to bo
--Ogden Nash
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
--Ogden Nash
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
--Ogden Nash
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two;
Or else the other way around, I'm never sure. Are you?
--Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every
new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
--Ogden Nash
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