You think if you get elected, Gore will try to take credit for it?
--Jay Leno interviewing George Bush
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra.
Is that really a problem in this country?
Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
--Jay Leno
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows
dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years.
They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression.
What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
--Jay Leno
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a
nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
--Jay Leno
Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have
sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help.
I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day
is if I seek professional help.
--Jay Leno
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