If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and
saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life
without even considering if there are men on base.
- Dave Barry Quotes
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent.
People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.
Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.
- Dave Barry Quotes
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Dave Barry Quotes
If you were to open up a baby’s head - and I am not for a moment suggesting
that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
- Dave Barry Quotes
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential,
that word would be “meetings.”
- Dave Barry Quotes
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
- Dave Barry Quotes
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right!
I never would’ve thought of that!’
- Dave Barry Quotes
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