I don't know anything about music. In my line you
don't have to.
- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)
I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the
cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.
- Sharon Stone
Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like
Brad Pitt
- Carmen Electra
If you ever hear that there is a show called
'Helen', shoot me, will you please?
- Helen Hunt
on the recent rash of self titled tv shows.
The more you invest in a marriage, the more
valuable it becomes.
- Amy Grant
You can turn painful situations around through
laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even
poverty - you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you
gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton
I look at him and he doesn't look anything like me
and I think, Am I the mother?
- Madonna
(1958-)
on her son Rocco
In the early 80's, I was pretty innocent and
confused. I was like Marie Osmond, only with
bigger eyelashes.
- Boy George
Isn't elegance forgetting what one is wearing?
- Yves Saint Laurent
I don't believe in pessimism.
- Clint Eastwood
Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him,
one for her, and one for them together.
- Jacqueline Bisset
I don't know the key to success, but the key to
failure is trying to please everybody.
- Bill Cosby
If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be
accepted doing anything but standing around.
- Cybil Shepard
Oh, mama, can this really be the end,.to be stuck
inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?
- Bob Dylan
We are all of us stars and we all deserve to
twinkle.
- Marilyn Monroe
If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get
the worst role.
- Boy George
When I was growing up, there were two things that
were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the
other was my guitar
- Bruce Springsteen
I think women see me on the cover of magazines and
think I never have a pimple or bags under my eyes.
You have to realize that's after two hours of hair
and makeup, plus retouching. Even I don't wake up
looking like Cindy Crawford.
- Cindy Crawford
Being loved keeps you young.
- Madonna
(1958-)
Lady Liberty needs glasses
- Tupac Shakur
If I didn't make a statement with Elton John
tonight, I don't know what else to do.
- Eminem
Rapper, on the criticism of his lyrics as homophobic and the message he conveyed by his sharing the stage at the Grammys with Elton John
I can't really remember the names of the clubs
that we went to.
- Shaquille O'Neal
Basketball star, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in
search of a wheel
- Carrie Fisher
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but
it's the middle that counts the most.
- Sandra Bullock
Hope Floats
As long as ... record companies are ... keeping
people from hearing everything but a few things,
then there's got to be another avenue. ... The dam
has got to break. People have the power.
- Emmylou Harris
Grammy-winning singer, interviewed on GetMusic.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I
wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to
catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends
listen to what you say. Best friends listen to
what you don't say. We all take different paths in
life, but no matter where we go, we take a little
of each other everywhere.
- Tim McGraw
It seems to me that those songs that have been any
good, I have nothing much to do with the writing
of them. The words have just crawled down my
sleeve and come out on the page.
- Joan Baez
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing
- Marilyn Monroe
I don't believe makeup and the right hairstyle
alone can make a woman beautiful. The most radiant
woman in the room is the one full of life and
experience.
- Sharon Stone
Beauty is a radiance that originates from within
and comes from inner security and strong
character.
- Jane Seymour
We all take different paths in life, but no matter
where we go, we take a little of each other
everywhere.
- Tim McGraw
Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right
people get shot.
- Clint Eastwood
I wasn't as smart then as I am now. But who ever
is?
- Tina Turner
Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving
nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual
appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a
book.
- Madonna
(1958-)
US singer, actress in Q Magazine (London), Jun 1991.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on
it you can.
- Danny Kaye
Actor
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
- Tupac Shakur
My initial response was to sue her for defamation
of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
- Charles Barkley
on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating
They were doing a full back shot of me in a
swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from
behind.
- Cindy Crawford
I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
- Tyra Banks
Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but
sometimes I can't help it.
- Cindy Crawford
Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring
and my legs work.
- David Spade
as Finch on Just Shoot Me
It's easy to make a buck. It's a lot tougher to
make a difference.
- Tom Brokaw
Well, the moral of this story, The moral of this
song Is simply that one should never be Where one
does not belong And if you see your neighbor
carrying something, Help him with his load And
don't go mistaking paradise For that home across
the road
- Bob Dylan
The Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest
In a 'USA Today' interview, Vanna White said since
her son has been born, she wants to work less.
Vanna, you turn *tiles* for a living. If you
worked any less, you'd be the triangle player in
the 'K.C. and the Sunshine Band.'
- Dennis Miller
Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
- Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
Forrest Gump
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know
what you're going to get.
- Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
Forrest Gump
Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause
it's too hard to fit 'Oil and Petro-Chemical Refinery
State' on a license plate.
- Sandra Bullock
Miss Congeniality
True love can not be found where it does not
truely exist; nor can it be hidden where it does.
- David Schwimmer
Kissing a Fool
Macho does not prove mucho.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery
cart in 7-Eleven okay?
- Dennis Miller
American comedian
The good, the bad, hardship, joy, tragedy, love,
and happiness are all interwoven into one
indescribable whole that one calls life. You
cannot separate the good from the bad, and perhaps
there is no need to do so.
- Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and
slip quietly away.
- Tom Brokaw
The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
- Cher
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There
are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like
that. I need to be hated.
- Howard Stern