Boat Drinks

                            Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks
Jimmy Buffett

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
W. C. Fields

Jimmy Buffett's Perfect Margarita

     1.  Fill shaker with broken cubed ice.
     2.  Squeeze TWO fresh lime wedges into shaker.
     3.  Savor the fresh lime aroma (AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!)
     4.  Add 2 oz. Cuervo 1800.
     5.  Sniff the cork.
     6.  Add 1/2 oz. of Jose Cuervo White if ya wish (white for bite!).
     7.  Add 1-1/4 oz. of Roses Lime Juice (accept no substitutes!).
     8.  Add 1/2 oz. of Bols Triple Sec (nothing but the best!).
     9.  Add "a splash" of Bols Orange Curaco (shh... secret ingredient).
     10. Cover shaker tightly!
     11. Shake vigorously.
     12. Flip shaker in midair twice (three times if you're a pro).
     13. Uncover shaker and savor the flavor!
     14. Rim glass with Lime peel (outside only!). 
     15. Salt the outside only.
     16. Add fresh ice.
     17. Strain mixture over ice.
     18. Squeeze in 1 lime wedge and toss rind over left shoulder.
     19. Now kick back, turn up the tunes and enjoy!

I have drunk since I was 15, and few things have given me more pleasure.
When you work hard all day with your head and you must work again the next day,
what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whiskey?
Ernest Hemingway

Feeling down, depressed? Try some Margarita Therapy!

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
Alexander Woollcott

When Time is of the Essence Margarita

This recipe comes from Duke and Cindy Miller. This recipe is taste-tested at their annual Memorial Day gathering at their home on Anna Maria Island. If you would rather spend time drinking margaritas than mixing them, try this recipe. This recipe is quick and good!

Place in the blender:

1 can lime concentrate
Fill the can with tequila and dump it in the blender
Add 1/2 can of triple sec
Three glasses of ice
Blend
Put 1/4 lime squeezed on the top

Then the best part! Drink slowly and enjoy the view of Tampa Bay under a lone palm tree...

In wine there is truth.
Pliny the Elder

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
Rupert Holmes
Escape - The Pina Colada Song

Non-alcohol Boat Drinks

The driver is safer when the roads are dry, and vice versa.
Anonymous

Here is a non-alcoholic Margarita from the Mining Co.

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Samuel Johnson

Marguarita

2 oz. Sour mix, Splash each of Lime & Orange juice
Blend with ice until smooth
Serve in a salt rimmed glass
Garnish with a Lime wedge

I feel sorry for people who don't drink,
because when they get up in the morning,
it's as good as they'll feel all day.
W. C. Fields

Water taken in moderation, can't hurt anybody.
Mark Twain

Try Buckler, Haake-Beck, or Clausthaller for a good non-alcohol beer. The new Odoul's is much improved and quite drinkable now.

Moderation is the key of lasting enjoyment.
Hosea Ballou

Drinking makes such fools of people,
and people are such fools to begin with,
that it's compounding a felony.
Bobert Benchley

Don't drink and boat. You might hit a wave and spill some.
Ed Zeiser